"Who the fuck is dancing!"

"I haven't got a bad gun hand myself, Pardner!"

"Er..ah..Miss Dawson, when I asked you what
position you liked..I..er..meant with the firm."

"And to think my wife said there wasn't
anything good on T.V. tonight!"

"Hi, Joe, I thought I'd surprise you with a little lunch."

"Well, if experience is the only thing
keeping you from marrying my daughter...
I'll take care of that in a jiffy."

"I just don't understand why ALL men
go insane over me!"

"I must say, Jones, I've never met anyone
quite so proud of his wife as you are."

"WOWEE-E-E! That was a fantastic 3 hours...
I wonder if the porn film was that good."

"Just taking inventory, Miss Shapley...
yep, they're still here."

"Stick out your tongue!"

"What do you mean do I have a hobby? Miss Great Body...
This is !"

"Sorry Miss, but this offer doesn't apply to you...
with those boobs we'd need a tank car full!"

"Sorry I'm going to be late for dinner, dear...

My secretary and I really have our hands filled at the office..."

"I'll be there to red to you in a moment, my lord...

I'm just opening up my male."

"Oh, you must think me terribly silly,

but when I have an itch I simply HAVE to scratch!"