"A buck doesn't last long nowadays..."

"As long as you're up there, miss Beamish...

would you mind replacing a few bulbs?"

"Gosh, would he be mad if he knew

you're using his razor, too!"

"Hazel there, is no theif...

but she'll take all you've got!"

"Never let it be said Lefty Hogan doesn't

do a favor whenever the chance arises!"

"Which button do I push to turn you on?"

"That's Princess Pushmataha...you can tell

she's an Indian by her high cheek bones."

"No, I haven't bought anything, dear...

I'm just browsing around!"

"Working at being bored sure takes a lot

out of the fun."

"I know your business deals...you get the

deal and I get the business..."

"Frankly, I find the dress very handy to

start a conversation!"

"Well. I've got to hand it to you, Colonel...

if I don't, you'll just take it away."

"Daddy, he just wanted to see if I was all me

before he proposed."

"Scapel, Nurse Collins - er - Nurse Forsby!"

"Hey, Lefty, how's that for navel maneuvers?"

"My radio's on the blink, Miss Glotz...

can I finish my exercise in here?"

"I'm an F.B.I. man...a Female Body Inspector"

"A working girl's bound to catch it once in awhile!"

"Now, Miss Lush...these wild impulses you say

you have, just what form do they take?"

"There's not a thing wrong Doctor, just make me

PERVERSE like everybody else!"

"Don't repent for what you've done...just repeat."

"Hi, Bob!"

"By jove but it was a beautiful shot officer -

I caught him on the rise!"

"Look Mr. Sizemore, if the show fits, wear it,

but not without socks!"

"I'll bet we sounded like two skeletons

on a hot tin roof!"

"I guess man is the only animal that feeds

the mouth that bites it!"

"You men go back to the ship while

I bury my treasure!"

"Hey Grace...I had a 200 game tonight...say

did you hear someone scream downstairs?"

"This time you GOTTA take off them earring!"

"I just can't believe you're the other woman in

my husband's life...mother!"

"I'll be late for dinner dear, something BIG has come up."

"Come and get it now, so you won't have to wonder

all evening if you're going to get any or not."

"I suppose it all boils down to a question 

of who I prefer to be gobbled up by!"

"A ranch in Texas ain't ALL he's got that's BIG!"

"Dear, since I've been in the country I'm going to bed with the chickens!"

"I'll teach you to cheat on me...

especially with MEN!"

"Yes, Dear, I excercised the dog...

I even helped him bury the bone!"

"I have plenty of things to wear..it's just that

I never get the chance to wear them!"

"OH DADDY! Have I landed a big one!"

"Now I feel silly - they made me leave

my horse outside!"

"Miss Kitty, he says he's ALREADY hung,

and you'll vouch for it!"

"She claims he was getting his gun

and she beat him to the draw."

"Miss Lovelace, I said match WITS with her!"

"Whadya mean your husband says I have to collect

from him from now on...you think I'm QUEER?"

"That damned salt water gets into everything!"

"Mr. Schmeckel, if you shave ONE hair off that

moustache, we'er through!"

"If that's your husband, tell him to pick

up some more scotch."

"No man says 'NO' to me and gets away with it!"

"Who's been smoking my fine CIGARS?"