"This time you GOTTA take off them earring!"

"I just can't believe you're the other woman in

my husband's life...mother!"

"I'll be late for dinner dear, something BIG has come up."

"Come and get it now, so you won't have to wonder

all evening if you're going to get any or not."

"I suppose it all boils down to a question 

of who I prefer to be gobbled up by!"

"A ranch in Texas ain't ALL he's got that's BIG!"

"Dear, since I've been in the country I'm going to bed with the chickens!"

"I'll teach you to cheat on me...

especially with MEN!"

"Yes, Dear, I excercised the dog...

I even helped him bury the bone!"

"I have plenty of things to wear..it's just that

I never get the chance to wear them!"

"OH DADDY! Have I landed a big one!"

"Now I feel silly - they made me leave

my horse outside!"

"Miss Kitty, he says he's ALREADY hung,

and you'll vouch for it!"

"She claims he was getting his gun

and she beat him to the draw."

"Miss Lovelace, I said match WITS with her!"

"Whadya mean your husband says I have to collect

from him from now on...you think I'm QUEER?"

"That damned salt water gets into everything!"

"Mr. Schmeckel, if you shave ONE hair off that

moustache, we'er through!"

"If that's your husband, tell him to pick

up some more scotch."

"No man says 'NO' to me and gets away with it!"

"Who's been smoking my fine CIGARS?"

"So THAT'S what's known as having

 your cake and eating it, too!"

"What makes you thnk I go for girls, you silly boy!"

"NEXT!"

"How can THAT be a true-or-false machine?"

"It's my turn to wake up smiling in the morning!"

"Thankya, Sam. Joe's Ship docks today and 

he said he waned to find me just like he left me..."